HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

May your glass be full,
May your beer be dark,
May your nose be red,
May your speech be slurred,
May your belly be filled with corned beef and cabbage,
May your shirt be green,
May the lass on your arm be shit faced and topless,
May your boss be understanding when you walk in tomorrow late and hung over,
May your fake Irish accent be convincing to everyone but the Irish,
May your drunken voice be loud enough to wake the dead,
And may you enjoy every minute of it!

Sláinte!!

~Sam