For those of you who are unaware, tomorrow, September 19th is INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

What does this mean to me, you ask?  When you go in to order your Starbucks half-caf triple soy latte, and they ask you what size, tell them you want it GARRRRgantuan!  When they look at you funny, sigh and say fuckin’ venti and steal all their treasure on your way out.  That’ll teach them to fuck with a pirate.

~Sam

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