There’s only one bagged salad commercial that’s worse than this one – the one where the woman has some bearded twit sniffing different bagged salads and guessing what kind of lettuce they are.  Sorry, even the freshest of lettuce still stinks.  Watching people sniff lettuce makes me want to vomit.  I can’t eat spinach now because of these commercials.  And who the fuck dances around with a bag of salad?  Thank you, Fresh Express for ruining healthy lunches for me.