These two were so bad as hosts that nothing else about the show is memorable, or worth discussing except:

  1. Kirk Douglas is a legend…but should have been yanked faster than Elizabeth Taylor…GLADIATOR!
  2. I don’t get why Josh Brolin & Javier Bardem changed into matching cream colored tuxedos, nor did I like it.
  3. Banksy, if he is Banksy stole his look from Joaquin Phoenix from the I’m Not There era.
  4. Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman (preggers and all), Halle Berry – I love you all.  Don’t ever change.
  5. Gwenyth Paltrow isn’t a bad singer, she’s just married to one.
  6. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were the creepiest looking couple at the show though…
  7. …some may consider Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton to be that creepy couple, but they’re actually one of the coolest.
  8. This and all other awards shows would be much better without the acceptance speeches…
  9. …especially when they thank God…
  10. …because God is too busy with real issues to help a sound editor win an award. Get over yourself!

~Sam

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